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#1 Kirioth

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 02:41 PM

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YOUR TASK:

 

To come up with a silly, stupid, funny disease AND a cure for said disease!

 

YOUR REWARD:

 

The best entries to the competition will win a key for The Bullfrog Bundle from GOG.com for your gaming entertainment and pleasure!

 

 

*This competition is ONLY ACTIVE while the stream is running. Entries made after the stream finishes are not eligible to win anything!*

 

Winners will receive their prize once the stream has finished! GOOD LUCK CHAPS!

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#2 BioM

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:05 PM

The Full Trade Syndrome
 
All who are infected by this PURE syndrome are known to yell :"FULL TRADE!!! and to proceed to repeatedly punch the nearest person person in the face. It is caused by watching the infamous Unit Lost duo on YouTube and Twitch.The only known cure is overdosing oneself on the pleasurable leaf, though that is know to have many unwanted side effects.


#3 Feenie the Feenus

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:06 PM

Baboon arse syndrome.

Your arse will swell up and be as big and red as a baboon.

The cause is from sitting around on your arse for too long with little to no excercise

The only way to cure this is to slap each arse cheek 100 times a day.


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#4 EddiesMinion

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:06 PM

Gandhi-itis - unreasonable aggression, characterised by overuse of nuclear weapons.

 

Cured by nothing less than a 2 week course of Tea and Biscuits!



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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:08 PM

Disease: Kiri RAAAGE Virus

 

Symptoms: Making rage videos on Ubisoft and various other game companies.

 

Cure: 6-pack of Tesco Value pear cider.



#6 Guest_SunDancerGE_*

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:09 PM

Disease: extreme smelly farts when not eating enough cake. Cake reduces the gas

 

Cure: Eat one "Death through chocolate" special cake. Cake consists of at least 7 different variant of chocolate.

 

Remark: "death through chocolate" is an actual recipe my father "invented" and a small bite of it and you feel stuffed for ages!



#7 Guest_SunDancerGE_*

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:10 PM

Disease: extreme smelly farts when not eating enough cake. Cake reduces the gas

 

Cure: Eat one "Death through chocolate" special cake. Cake consists of at least 7 different variant of chocolate.

 

Remark: "death through chocolate" is an actual recipe my father "invented" and a small bite of it and you feel stuffed for ages!

 

And it's called "ballon-itis"



#8 Guest_sector3600_*

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:12 PM

Disease:= Embargo tinitus

Cure:= Gift cards for a low amounts to stores that are extremely expensive.

 

 

 



#9 Guest_Mall@_*

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:12 PM

Disease: A Different Chat Delay.
 
Symptoms: your mutterings are interrupted with lenghty pauses.
 
Cure: Grumbling therapy advised. Also a few weeks off Twitch.


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:13 PM

Disease: PewdiePieitus

 

Symptoms: Delirium and mass hallucinations, rabid shouting and speaking bollocks over game videos.

 

Cure: Regular smack in the face by Dr.Kirioth.

 

 



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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:16 PM

Disease: Blisterion Uneetus. Victim has blisters on small toes from sleepless walking towards Unit Lost location. Especially horrible if the victim is in another country.

Cure: Tie the patient down and start slapping the belly. Keep going for an hour or unconscious. Then blow up the legs and replace them with cybernetic ones.



#12 Guest_Thunder_cougar_*

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:18 PM

Disease : Treeciptos Pulsington

Information : Disease can be caused due to intense sessions of delusions, upon which, the subject has the belief that they are a beaver and proceed to gnaw on the nearest wooden objects.
The symptoms are as follows : Severe chest pain, need to chew on nearby family members, sight of a miniature bonsai erupting from the pancreas area.

Cure : Watching a 48 hour marathon of David Attenborough documentaries while chewing on maple leaves.

#13 Guest_Ryan C._*

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:29 PM

Wildcard Disease - 

 

Mixes in with other micro-organisms easily and multiplies rapidly. It could be transmitted via air, blood, mouth, or skin contact. Causes a random assortment of symptoms including but not limited to nightmares, fever, chills, runny nose, (brain swelling), massive organ failure, and vomiting. The only known cure is to get a shot of Jack Daniels while listening to Queen preferably "We are the Champions."



#14 Guest_squid_*

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:31 PM

Disease: Ocular diarrhea

 

Treatment: None. The ailment will naturally subside after a week. Avoid bright lights and low-fibre television.



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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:32 PM

Disease: U WOT M8? Syndrome

 

Cause: Living in or around Liverpool

 

Symptoms: Loss of ability to communicate with rest of the population, only hungers for cheap fried chicken and cheap fags. Congregates in groups of other disease members.

 

Cure: Regular consumption of Carlsberg Special Brew.



#16 NethrosDefectus

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:35 PM

Spacial Awareness Deficancy:

 

An inabilty to accurately plan out your space

 

Unfortunately there is no known cure however it can be managed by opening your damn eyes!



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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:37 PM

Disease: The Ripley syndrome

A severe lack of breath followed by sharp stomach pains. This leads to a foreign object that bulges out of the anus(correct term used) which has similarities to piles and also the patient will have light gas that will screech past the back passage when internal/external object is touched. ewwwwweee

Cure: unknown, tests cures included a flamethrower and assault rifle to the ass, left for dead.



#18 NethrosDefectus

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:37 PM

Stylosa syndrome:

 

Pretty much screwed

 

No Hope



#19 Guest_MWink_*

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:41 PM

Disease - Game Collector Syndrome

Signs - Empty wallet, large collection of unplayed games, pale complexion, and strong fingers.

Cure - Steamectomy



#20 Guest_Franciskop_*

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:41 PM

Disease: Nyanism

 

Symptoms: a small rainbow is left behind behind the patient.

 

Treatment: a full injection of bottled spanish sun will prevent the rainbows to appear. Avoid to use under rain.






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